The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.
Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011
Get the Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation mug.A non-Asian person who has an identity crisis and thinks he/she is Asian. Or a non-Asian person who really wishes he/she is an asian. Typically watches anime and hong kong movies, listens to K,J,C-Pop, and tries to get Asian friends. Usually tries to learn an Asian language as well.
Look there is another asiaphile wearing his Dragonball Z t-shirt that he never washes. That guy is trying to score with those ugly, fobby Japanese chicks by asking them to teach him Japanese in exchange for him teaching them English.
by anon June 12, 2003
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a japanese saturday school. it starts at 9am on saturdays and ends at 3:30pm with lunch and break inbetween. mostly made up of japanese FOBS, happas, or wannabe american japanese kids.
most of them are forced to go by their asian parents, therefore cannot go anywhere on saturdays.
most of them are forced to go by their asian parents, therefore cannot go anywhere on saturdays.
person 1 "DAMNNN so glad its a friday mann, u wanna go catcha movie tomorrow?"
person 2 " cantt i got fucking japanese asahi gakuen sat skool tomorrow"
person 1 "woahh you have japanese school on SATURDAYS??!? thats freaking torture man."
person 2 "yeee ikr it sucks haha we get to learn like 90 characters a week"
person 1 " shit that sucks dick EYY do u hav any homework though??"
person 2 " lmfao yeah we do"
person 1 "sucks man...sucks to be you..."
person 2 " cantt i got fucking japanese asahi gakuen sat skool tomorrow"
person 1 "woahh you have japanese school on SATURDAYS??!? thats freaking torture man."
person 2 "yeee ikr it sucks haha we get to learn like 90 characters a week"
person 1 " shit that sucks dick EYY do u hav any homework though??"
person 2 " lmfao yeah we do"
person 1 "sucks man...sucks to be you..."
by ghost(: January 16, 2011
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i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
by Jordy M July 7, 2008
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Get the asahi mug.Moritz:"ok. i go to pee and get a glass, in that order"
Nicola:"ok, see thou asafp"
Moritz:"asathdf"
Nicola:"ok, see thou asafp"
Moritz:"asathdf"
by sir_nicolaz April 14, 2010
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by ajdubz May 16, 2013
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