A scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
by Jordy M July 07, 2008
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