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Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.
by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008
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You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.
thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
by fatb8tch July 20, 2019
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i just got so emo i fell apart

it is a quote from the king of sass, Gerard Way
"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"
by epppppmf November 29, 2021
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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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Apartments West 2

The best floor to ever exist in the history of humanity. A miracle happened in the fall of 2021 when by sheer coincidence, the best people on all of the campus were placed on the same floor. This floor was astonishingly good at absolutely everything. The only thing this floor is not good at is modesty because they are great at it!
Eric Hayes:"And the award for the greatest floor 2021-2022 goes to........ Apartments West 2! No surprises there!"
by abcdefff April 2, 2022
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apartment watering can

a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.
Papa please teach me on how to make a apartment watering can.
by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023
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