velvet alley

It's a fucking vagina

My passion muscle took a stroll down the velvet alley, then I fucked her gluteal fold

by Meimaaron June 27, 2016

Back Alley Brazilian

Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.

My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.

I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.

by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020

playing uno in the alley

masturbating in a semi-public location

she got him so horny that he was playing uno in the alley

by e.m. scopes December 17, 2013

foggy London alley nap

British slang for shameful yet dignified defecation.

"Oliver, good fellow, where has Harry run off to?"
"Harry? Why I do believe he's off for a foggy London alley nap."

by goodkindsir January 18, 2019

alley cat

1. a stray cat, a homeless cat

2. a sexually promiscuous person, usually a woman

An alley cat ran out into the street causing the several cars to swerve.

by Light Joker April 5, 2006

power alleys

The areas on a man's skull above the temples where balding begins. Usually significantly paler than the rest of one's face.

I spent the weekend in SoCal and sunburned the shit out of my power alleys!

by CraigEG April 28, 2008

Alaney

a girl that is county, will try anything, is outgoing, and doesnt mind to get dirty. she doesnt care what people think of her and is cute but when she gets dressed up she is beautiful.

i wish i was more like alaney

by oday10 March 14, 2009