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Alexander

A broke ass mf with lots of paranoia going on in life but he ends up in a circle of mistrust
by Ebillygot December 17, 2021
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Alexander

Alexander is the most best person you will ever meet. Alexander's are mistaken of being very weird, but aren't very weird than you think. He is very introverted (well from my experience) but once you get to know him, he is the best person you will ever meet. Alexander's are lone wolves but will make your day! If you have an Alexander in your life, keep him. He is the best friend you will every have. If you're dating an Alexander, consider yourself lucky, luckier than his friends. Alexander's are funny, kind, sensitive-ish, and loyal. They are both smart and dumb at times. They gift you snacks or actual gifts from their heart. They care about you and will always want to hang out with you. They have a short temper and if you get them angry, a storm appears. Keep your Alexander on the bright side. They are the most relatable person you will ever meet. (They are also blind-) He likes to push himself a lot and are always tired. They hardly take breaks and are obsessed with reading. Alexander's give you mixed feelings and some signs that can be confusing at times if they like you. His smile, laugh, looks, scent, personality, and voice are the best things he has! P.S., Alexander's have great taste and are crackheads at times.
Look at Alexander! He is a lone wolf.
I wish I was like Alexander, he works so hard.
by SnowflakeSimp<3 March 5, 2022
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Alexander

Alexander is a greate fucking man may be shy in school but once he gets in bed he gets fucing wild.
He as a huge cock and are a real gentleman.
He loves romantic picnics on the beach with wine and donuts
He love kids and likes to play with them.
He is good at spanish and german.
He is rich af and owns a house behind the beach.
Alexander is a fucking beast in bed!
by Majahi December 11, 2016
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Alexander

The lord of all, All will bend to his will the legends say of a man who will kill him but he was murdered eons ago now Alexanders will rule all and take no prisoners, you are not safe you will be crushed with the rest.

they also have huge dicks and are mega fit.
Alexander is coming, Better commit death
-Jesus and his followers in the 1st century
by Alexander ruler of dimension-6 September 25, 2020
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Alexander

Alexander loves his friends but like In a diff way he also sleeps with his dad at night times
Alexander is sus
by Alexander dad November 22, 2021
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Alexander

Alexander is a smart, kind, fun and a very cute boy. He may be rude, but sometimes he doesn't mean to hurt you.
Alexander usually goes by "Alex" or "Sasho" for short.
Girl 1: Alexander is so rude.
Girl 2: Why do you think that?
Girl 1: He said I am a bad person.
Girl 2: He didn't mean to hurt you.
by GSS_girl May 18, 2022
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Alexander

An alternative name for marijuana. Originates from 'Dubcek', the surname of Slovak politician Alexander Dubcek, which was used as a slang term for marijuana as the first syllable 'Dub' resembled the shortened version of the term 'doobie', 'doob'. Since then, the first name of the former chairman of the federal Czecho-Sloak parliament is used as a term, having identical meaning to both 'Dubcek' and 'Doobie'.
'Pass me the Alexander mate'
'Pricey's tonight, get the Alexander in'
'Smoke the Alexander'
'This Alexander tastes better than licking out Eve in the Garden of Eden'
by NathanTGiggla September 15, 2012
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