Alert Manager

A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.

I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.

by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018

Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.

*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert

by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011

Flirt Alert

Something you yell when you see somebody flirting with somebody else. :<

Andy: Hey
Tasia: Hello?
Andy: Are you a farmer? 'Cuz your'e raising my cock.
Matt: FLIRT ALERT!

by M-dizzle[FMS] August 6, 2010

boob alert

When someone you know has their boobs hanging out of their shirt and you have to tell them to cover their ass up.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, don't you love my new little slutty shirt?"

Friend 2:"OMG girl, boob alert!!! cover those huge things up please!"

by Flawed_Angel January 24, 2007

nerd alert

Term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.

As the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout "nerd alert"

by JDubb July 20, 2003

Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.

Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.

by Formore June 20, 2011

nip alert

When a girl is out with a group of her girl friends and she asks a reliable girl friend to give her a heads up if her nips are visible.

My friend Tracey was so on nip alert last night after I wore that halter top.

by ChristinaFL September 28, 2005