food alert

n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.

Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'

by bridegirl December 05, 2009

Babe Alert

Alarmingly hot babes inbound on short approach, coming in hot!!!!

Ryan: Dude babe alert 3 O'clock
Danny: Duude uberbabes!

by TacticalHobo February 17, 2018

Flirt Alert

Something you yell when you see somebody flirting with somebody else. :<

Andy: Hey
Tasia: Hello?
Andy: Are you a farmer? 'Cuz your'e raising my cock.
Matt: FLIRT ALERT!

by M-dizzle[FMS] August 06, 2010

boob alert

When someone you know has their boobs hanging out of their shirt and you have to tell them to cover their ass up.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, don't you love my new little slutty shirt?"

Friend 2:"OMG girl, boob alert!!! cover those huge things up please!"

by Flawed_Angel January 22, 2007

nerd alert

Term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.

As the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout "nerd alert"

by JDubb July 20, 2003

Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.

Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.

by Formore June 13, 2011

nip alert

When a girl is out with a group of her girl friends and she asks a reliable girl friend to give her a heads up if her nips are visible.

My friend Tracey was so on nip alert last night after I wore that halter top.

by ChristinaFL September 29, 2005