Rude Alert

Phrase used to let a friend know that they have stepped out of line on a rude scale.

Riley: Rachel, you look like crap today

Rachel: RUDE ALERT!!!

by jillybilly722 October 6, 2012

Bachelor Alert

Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.

i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"

by Commander Proteus January 1, 2012

Flirt Alert

Something you yell when you see somebody flirting with somebody else. :<

Andy: Hey
Tasia: Hello?
Andy: Are you a farmer? 'Cuz your'e raising my cock.
Matt: FLIRT ALERT!

by M-dizzle[FMS] August 6, 2010

boob alert

When someone you know has their boobs hanging out of their shirt and you have to tell them to cover their ass up.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, don't you love my new little slutty shirt?"

Friend 2:"OMG girl, boob alert!!! cover those huge things up please!"

by Flawed_Angel January 24, 2007

nerd alert

Term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.

As the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout "nerd alert"

by JDubb July 20, 2003

Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.

Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.

by Formore June 20, 2011

nip alert

When a girl is out with a group of her girl friends and she asks a reliable girl friend to give her a heads up if her nips are visible.

My friend Tracey was so on nip alert last night after I wore that halter top.

by ChristinaFL September 28, 2005