Alejandro is the most stubborn person ever, he will act act as if he is on drugs or something. He's fat, and stupid, but most of all he doesn't get bitches.

Girl 1: "Ewww is that alejandro?"
Girl 2: "Yeahh, he doesn't get bitches, I mean look at him"

Alejandro by ufiehfiuewfhuief September 28, 2021

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He loves maddd dudes and he always seems to date woman yet be low-key in love with a man all at the same time, Gaylord

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Alejandro by Alalalal69 November 21, 2021

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Alejandro is the person that everyone need in their life. If you get to know him well, you'd find out that he has a heart of gold even if he seems to be cold at first. Alejandro will always back up you in your worst days and that makes him the most loyal person you will meet.

You should keep him close and treasure him because he is will be always by your side. You'll fall in love with Alejandro's laugh and smile, it's the cutest you'll ever see.

No one is gonna love you as he does.

Alejandro, ilysm <3

Alejandro is my soulmate <3

Alejandro by ailaa November 21, 2021

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Cooks tacos all the time and is the most Mexican of the Mexicans

“Cook me some tacos Alejandro”

Alejandro by Joemama123456578 November 21, 2021

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