Abarat

Abarat is a book by clive barker. It is centered on the strange world of Abarat, The location of twenty-five islands, called Hours. On each of which it is always the same time. THe main character of this book is Candy Quakenbush who came from Chickentown, Missouri. The inhabitants of Abarat refer to our world as "The Hereafter"

Abarat is a adult fiction book by Clive Barker

by Holly Matronic May 9, 2007

ALBA

ALBA is a beautiful, kind and loving girl. once you have someone like an Alba NEVER let her go.

Alba is in our class now? yasssssss

by paula.fridh December 2, 2019

Darwin Akbar

Another parody of the phrase "Allah Ackbar," used most often when a suicide bomber accidentally blows himself up prematurely in a "work accident."

Technically means "Darwin is greater," but refers to the Darwin Awards which are annually given to those individuals who accidentally kill themselves in the most idiotic way, thereby (thankfully) removing their genes from the human gene pool -- a comic inversion of the concept "survival of the fittest."

After Habib prematurely blew himself up, taking Abdul and Mohammed with him, his neighbors gathered next to the rubble and shouted "Darwin Akbar!"

by Garlic M. May 17, 2007

Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

by Milk D August 9, 2008

Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008

Akbar Effect

Being extremely horny, especially around close friends of the same gender.

Usually happens over a wide time frame.

Highly contagious.

Bro, Oliver has the Akbar Effect now! I heard he wants to bang Caleb.

by The Aspect of the Soup December 11, 2022

Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011