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day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.
TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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blowjobs after marriage

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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after prom date

the person you hook up with after prom when its not your prom date
john is going to prom with Lisa but his after prom date is Jessica.
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Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.
Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"
by TurboTorb March 15, 2011
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after the jump

Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.

Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.
<big block of shit here>

More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!

<links here>
by doganuses September 12, 2007
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After-leak

when you pee and after wards some of it leaks onto your underwear.
aww shit man look at my after-leak!
by bigjcok January 30, 2010
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After-sales service

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.
Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.
by Trickypat March 28, 2010
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