airport boy

“airport boy” Is a boy who is extremely attractive and exists at every airport, you know you will never see him again so you appreciate from a distance

omg look its airport boy! he’s soooo hot

by kingjulianthefirst April 15, 2021

Airborne Seaweed Herpes

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

by bum :p November 20, 2014

airborne clout

the clout levels are rising fast, the clout can be spread in the air via vape. Therefore producing contagious airborne clout.

tom: Oh shit! the clout has gone airborne clout
sam; fucking run!

by gyrd3546ytgubhdsn4 January 8, 2018

airport CEO

Typically a self-impressed male, aged early 30’s to mid 50’s. They pace around talking loudly on their cell phone “calling shots” in an incredibly tight waiting area. The rest of us just want to hear the boarding announcement.

Joey: I’m about tired of this fool in my ear talking about $?!t I don’t care about.
Butch: Chill man. He’s just an airport CEO, I don’t think he’s on our flight.

by DaWisest March 1, 2021

Airport vagina

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina

I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!

by mattdaddy1022 December 5, 2021

airport 10

A person seen at the airport who would normally reside within the five to seven range on the attractive ends scale. Their presence in the airport, compounded with the fact that one will likely never see them again, often produces lewd and unrealistic fantasies or ideas about joining the mile high club. This creates an airport 10.

Jack: yo Ray, check out that chick over there. She’s a total airport 10!

Ray: it’s never gonna happen pal

by Phatsky July 11, 2022

Airport Marriot

When your living out of your car and you have a friend who lets you store some of your car load at their house, thus giving you more room in your car. Airport Marriot is conducted when you go to their house and organize your stuff, moving stuff in and out from your different car suitcases super loud and kinda like and arrogant asshole. Usually done at some ungodly hour like when your friend is trying to sleep before work.

Oh hey you, AIRPORT MARRIOT!!! You know I have to get up at work at 3:00am, right? Alrighty, (turning over in bed) goodnight!

by anonymous November 19, 2022