In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.
These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.
Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.
Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.
Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....
Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!
Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.
Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.
Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....
Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!
by Darker June 9, 2011
Get the Fat Chick Aggression mug.(Adjective) - A category of person or organization that goes out of their way to avoid knowing or learning about something so as to avoid responsibility or duty to act.
Usually associated with someone who exhibits either a general lack of intellectural curiosity or just plain burned out in their careers so they don't even try to improve themselves. These individuals are motivated by a strong desire to be the opposite of the "go-to-guy" so as to discourage requests for help or challenging assignments.
Usually associated with someone who exhibits either a general lack of intellectural curiosity or just plain burned out in their careers so they don't even try to improve themselves. These individuals are motivated by a strong desire to be the opposite of the "go-to-guy" so as to discourage requests for help or challenging assignments.
Boy that Wally sure is "aggressively-ignorant"- when I asked for help he claimed to never have used the copier before - and he sits right next to it!
by Civilsavant April 23, 2011
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Consists of 70% of the Internet, mainly virgins, losers and young adult males. There will be varying degrees.
100% of them will fail shit tests.
The following are traits of a Passive Aggressive Beta:
1. passively resist fulfilling routine social and occupational tasks
2. complain of being misunderstood and unappreciated by others
3. is sullen and argumentative
4. unreasonably criticize and scorn authority
5. express envy and resentment toward those apparently more fortunate
6. voices exaggerated and persistent complaints of personal misfortune
7. alternates between hostile defiance and contrition
Don't be a Passive Aggressive Beta.
100% of them will fail shit tests.
The following are traits of a Passive Aggressive Beta:
1. passively resist fulfilling routine social and occupational tasks
2. complain of being misunderstood and unappreciated by others
3. is sullen and argumentative
4. unreasonably criticize and scorn authority
5. express envy and resentment toward those apparently more fortunate
6. voices exaggerated and persistent complaints of personal misfortune
7. alternates between hostile defiance and contrition
Don't be a Passive Aggressive Beta.
by afckilla April 22, 2018
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John: Could've fooled me, cause you've been ignoring me all day.
Helen: Whatever.
John: Could've fooled me, cause you've been ignoring me all day.
Helen: Whatever.
by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021
Get the Passive aggressive mug.A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.
That man spent the entire meal complaining to me about my service, and then he left me a $5 tip. He's totally aggressive passive.
by m99lc August 8, 2009
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by lpskia182 January 6, 2009
Get the aggressive street walking mug.When a karaoke singer directs the meaning of his / her chosen song at a member of the audience or person within their party. The lyrics are sung with raw emotion and the performance is often accessorized with fist clenches, forward lunges and stolen glances. Typical themes include unrequited love, a secret love affair and “I hate you”.
Heartbroken over the discovery of Cliff's infidelity, Vanessa took to aggressive karaoke singing Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" while making eye contact with Cliff the entire song.
by bartinkus November 11, 2011
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