Afghan road rash

When you drag someone by there feet behind a car or camel

In my second tour of Afghanistan I saw a women get an afghan road rash

by Nigg3rsarntpeople February 20, 2017

The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.

She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".

by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021

Afghan Pullout

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.

Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.

by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 13, 2021

Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.

Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.

by JoesBiThen September 5, 2021

Afghanism

Afghanism is a meme created by Troquency, a viewer of the twitch streamer, Afghans_. In his stream, Chat Decides! VIP Application >:) on September 13th 2021, Troquency submitted a YouTube video in his application where he as a joke said, "I am a firm believer in afghanism." The term was meant to be a joke but Afghans acknowledged it and created his own definition that it meant that people had to use their twitch prime subscription. However Ali soon realized that it could be misinterpreted as a middle eastern religion that he was trying to convert his viewers to.

In his stream, Ali tried to convert a viewer to afghanism.

by Zarik September 13, 2021

Afghan

The most powerful people in the world

your overlord

superpower graveyard
hot men

suicide bombers originate from Afghanistan which makes them hot i mean thicc i mean black men kissing.... Afghan

by afgan suicide bomber daddy 123 September 24, 2021

The Afghan Shitter

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.

Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.

by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022