doa.addiction

A tiktoker who that I think likes Doa and needs help like you reading this

“Do you know doa.addiction on tiktok?”
“Yeah they’re my mutual *crys*”

by Zai!! March 11, 2022

Claw Machine Addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Among Us Addiction Disorder

AUAD for short, a disorder caused by playing too much Among Us.

Symptoms include:
- seeing the "Crewmate" shape in everyday objects
- randomly saying the phrases "When the imposter is sus", "Amogus Sus", or "Sussy Baka".
- the uncontrollable urge to play Among Us

An individual diagnosed with AUAD must be kept away from the internet and from any devices that can be used to play Among Us. Any person who has been on the internet during 2020 to 2021 has a high chance of developing AUAD and thus must be surpervised by a trained professional.

"Why is Joe so obssessed with wanting to play Among Us?"
"Yeah that's because he has AUAD."
"What's that?"
"Among Us Addiction Disorder, anyone that has AUAD is obssessed with Among Us"
"Damn, that's rough. It is a bit annoying that Joe keeps urging us to play Among Us though."
"Yeah, nothing we can do, just give him some time and hopefully he'll recover"

by MantisDude August 27, 2021

addiction

When you can quit doing something, as long as it's next Tuesday.

Tim: You need to stop, you have an addiction.
Nikki: I don't have and addiction, I can quit whenever I want.
Tim: How about now?
Nikki: How about next Tuesday.

by I am thee God Damn BATMAN April 10, 2011

addiction

A habit that you can't quit.

some examples:
drugs,pokemon,yugioh,hookers,and nintendo

Boy: Mom, can you please stop smoking, it's a really bad addiction. It could hurt you or someone around you.

Mom: Ok. But only if you stop killing people when your asleep.

Boy: Ok mom. I'll try.

by Connor Smith August 14, 2007

Adderall Addiction

Adderall first hit the market in 1996, and it prescribed to treat ADD/ADHD mainly, and also narcolepsy. This medication is HIGHLY addictive, it takes time to develop but happens nonetheless. It is similar to cocaine and methamphetamine, it will give you a powereful sense of euphoria, confidence, improved concentration, motivation, appetite supression, and sleep deprevation. Adderall will give you the ability to stay awake for ridiculously long periods of time, whether you are cramming for exams or partying/raving all night. It works fantastically when used properly, but once you begin to abuse it, your body will literally NEED it just feel "normal". Getting out of bed, going to the bathroom,answering a phone call will eventually become impossible without Adderall. Abusing it very simple, you are able to snort, inject, or smoke it, unlike Vyvanse.One dosage will last you several hours, even up to 8 with Adderall XR. This drug will literally take over your life in ways you could never imagine, music will never sound the same, eating a meal, talking with friends, reading a book, will all become painful chores once Adderall is stopped. Honestly it is a godsend to people with ADHD when used properly, but is so easily abused and addiction prone it really isn't worth it. Over time you will grow tired of Adderall and you will seek out even harder and more dangerous drugs.

Doug: Man the comedown from this Adderall sucks, you got any more?

Bill: Nah man sorry, just sold my last one. Plus I think you've had enough, you haven't slept in like 3 days.

Doug: Well fuck you bitch! Adderall just helps me study and do homework, kiss my ass.

I've got like 3 exams tommorow and a whole book to read on economics! (Fairy appears with a baggie full of Adderall) Wow thanks Adderall fairy! I am sure to graduate high school with academic honors now!

My Adderall Addiction literally ruined my life, i don't sleep or eat, i lost all my friends, and I began smoking Meth.....and yet i can't stop.

by Adderall-Not even once August 13, 2012

marijuana addiction

A common argument used by protestors of marijuana and by those who are unwilling to let go of the lies they've been fed their entire lies. The ignorant ones will say, "Pot is in the same group as crack and heroin and computer duster and will make the user suffer withdrawals," and what the fuck have you. The more educated ones, while still quite ignorant, will say "Well, while it's not physically addictive, it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY addictive, and so you should stay away from it."

And that's why I became a part of the anti-fingernails campaign. What's our cause? Well, the habit of biting fingernails, while by no means physically addictive, can be psychologically addictive. Fingernails should therefore be made illegal.

But wait, masturbation can also be psychologically addictive... and so can gambling... and shopping and facebook and video games and reading and working and over-eating and under-eating and sex... All of these things should absolutely be made illegal, don't you agree?

The truth is, people have been smoking pot since AT LEAST 3000 B.C., and in the last five thousand years, no one has overdosed on pot, no one has died or been hospitalized from severe withdrawal from pot, nor has anyone's body has gone through ANY withdrawal symptoms from pot.

Sure, it's psychologically addictive. But is it dangerous in this way? I suppose you can judge for yourself. As for me, I've smoked pot every fucking day from early December to late May, and I'm doing fine now (in late April).

Tool: "Don't smoke marijuana, you'll develop a marijuana addiction."

Me: "Sure I will. Are your teeth yellow because of your coffee or your cigarettes?"

Tool: "... Both?"

by JPobo April 26, 2010