Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.

-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!

by Dali91 November 24, 2011

Crowning Achievement

When you take a big dump and your man poon retracts causing your turd to be totally reassumed by the butt. Typically happens on accident but causes feelings of great achievement that forces you to to tell everyone you know about it.

"bro, I went to blast a dookie and ended up with a crowning achievement."

by freevageeter May 5, 2017

Dream to Achieve

The feeling that one has when faced with seemingly insurmountable odds, but remains optimistic anyway. Is usually applied to a desperate search for intoxicating substances.

"Yo, there ain't nobody on right now. How are we gonna smoke this blunt without any weed?"

"We're going to Dream to Achieve on this bitch. Give me your phone."

by kingcobraz February 19, 2009

achievement pants

A pair of imaginary pants used as a symbol to award someone when they've done something good, but hardly worth noting. Same as in giving someone a "cookie."

"Oh, you took out the trash? I'll go get the achievement pants for you to wear."

by SM Jordan October 13, 2004

achievement

Successfully reaching OG during a sexual act.

"Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Brit-........... uhh..... achievement!"
"Oh that's just sad."
"For ****'s sake! I'm in here! Get out!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008

Chief Achieve

To achieve after having chiefed.

Man, I totally chief achieved yesterday- I hit a bowl and read all of Crime and Punishment.

by S.M. Pine December 1, 2010

Creative achievement test

Oooooh! I've heard of that!

Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Now I know how YOU feel! To have everyone know your work without even knowing who you actually are? That's hilarious! Creative achievement test huh? Absolutely fucking hilarious! Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2022