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when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

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Access on site

The situation in which a female allows her sexual partner to interfere with her lady garden while in a public place.

We were having too much fun at the pub to go home, so she let me have access on site.

by jackofspeed April 6, 2010

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A stupid idiot.

by SuperMarioGalaxy173 February 5, 2024

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Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.

I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

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