vow of obstinance

one who stubbornly adheres to an attitude of sexualabstinence esp. intercourse.

Sharlene: "...aw come-on babe you know we're both aching for it, it's been like forever since we both made like the beast with one hump".

Shane: "I'm sorry honey but you know I've made a vow of abstinence, so please respect my vows and just be patient and when the time is right...blah blah..."

Sharlene: "Yeah whatever, sounds more like a vow of obstinance..."

by Brohica October 2, 2009

Abstinence

HELL

Right now I’m in a state of Abstinence

by Lord Tachanky May 12, 2018

Abstinence

When you don't do the fuck

I hate thinking of sentences, so here's the word abstinence.

by ihatethinkingofnames May 20, 2015

Abstinence

The choice where you choose tonot have sex. Typically some choose to be abstinent till marriage. Mostly on religious terms

Abstinence is the best way to go if you’re religious

by Katrina0303 July 18, 2018

Abstinence

SpritePepsi, aka Griffin MacElroy, until he dies

MY NAME IS SPRITEPEPSI AND I'M ABSTINENCE UNTIL I DIE!

by NevermoreKate February 14, 2019

Abstinence

The single-most important thing in life; follow abstinence and you'll be set for life, it is for love and those who experience its wait will get the happiness they always wanted. If you don't follow abstinence Tracy will come after you with the Abstinence Paddle.

I ask one thing of you: abstinence, save that for someone you love and have made the commitment to.

by M.N4 March 28, 2022

Abstinence april

Fourth month of Sigma year. Although it is the fourt month so far, it is the first one where you fully abstain even from sex to know how it feels to be desperate. Meditation and working out is needed to cope with hardship od this period.

Mike:"James must be doing the Abstinence april, he only works out and meditates."

by chorbet November 15, 2022