absinthe

Strong green liqueur containing wormwood. Bright green and causes hallucinations.

To consume absinthe, pour sugar on a spoon, set it alight and dip the caramelized sugar into the drink, adding an equal amount of water to extinguish the flame.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Absencorinthianosis

When you don’t receive your recommended daily dose of Corinthian’s voice.

May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation

- And even death

DOCTOR “M’am I’m sorry. Your son has a severe case of Absencorinthianosis... Amd after consulting with my fellow doctors we don’t think your son is going to make it. I’m sorry”

Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”

by Official Doctor July 15, 2018

under your absence

THE BEST band ever! and they're hot too!

"wow ... have you heard Under Your Absence's latest song?"
"Yeah ... they fricken rock!"

by prettypunkfan12 January 28, 2004

Absynth

The sort of music one creates while under the influence/impairment of hallucinogenic and/or psychotropic drugs.

"After dosing on four hits of acid and railing a quarter of k, Joey could produce nothing but absynth."

by Avalock October 6, 2004

absenteeism

Absenteeism means remaining absent for the work which has been designated to an employee.

If Labour is given the work to paint the wall, he remain absent and the work is pending, the wall might be painted by some one else. The labour here is involving Absenteeism by not attending to paint the wall.

by Ajay.S August 23, 2006

Skinned Absinthe

The drink Absinthe, chilled, then served poured over your lovers skin, ie. foreplay

To start the night right, he laid his baby down, and drank his fill of Skinned Absinthe...

by TheRicky September 5, 2008

absinthe-minded

Chronic absent-mindedness which results from heavy alcohol consumption and the resultant cloudy thinking. (From absinthe, a highly alcoholic beverage.)

"I locked my keys in my car again--too many years of drinking have made me absinthe-minded."

by Cinzi November 30, 2009