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Nobody asked

When some L + Bozo decided to use this trashy excuse of a statement to save their skin in a dumb way that makes them lose friends because they are stupid.
Person 1: Hey jack get over here
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: U are father less

Person 2: nobody cares
Jack+Person1: SHUT UP
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Who asked?

Just stop talking they don't wanna here your voice or what you have to day
Person 1: did you know butter is-
Person 2: who asked?
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Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked
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Who asked radar

A special radar to find who gave a fuck about your “question
1. I used google maps, a GPS and a Who asked radar and i still cannot find someone that gave a shit
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Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles
Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
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Yesterday I asked you

The best show on the internet that use only submissions from JackFilm's audience
so technically speaking we are making the contents for him
"Yesterday I asked you a very odd question, what are some alternative pronunciation for the name Benedict Cumberbatch"
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If-Asked-Don't-Tell

If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
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