How would I know

Usually said when someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer, but they won't leave you alone until you answer it. Usually you should say this when your little brother asks you a stupid question and it will cause him to leave you alone and ask your parents.

Little Bro- " Why do girls have cooties???
Me * precedes to browse twitter and facebook*
Little Bro- " I said, Why do girls have cooties!!!!"
Me " How would I know you spoiled piece of shit!!! Get the fuck outta here before I back hand your remedial ass!!"

by All State 1B June 23, 2013

I know what you are

Knowing or presuming someone as a member of the lgbtq+ community. Commonly used when commenting on a character of whom many head cannon as queer. Also present in the “homophobic dog” meme lore.

“i know what you are Michael” (mike wheeler stranger things)

by ivyisliving August 05, 2022

I know my chickens

when someone knows a group of people really well like a mother knows her children

comes from an Italian phrase

"dude, im gonna put a snake in Izzy and JJ's lockers, it'll be HIlarious!"

"nah man, u shouldn't, i know my chickens, they'll flip out"

by SUF1318 June 19, 2009

how did i know

Used to mean you knew something was going to happen without prior explicit knowledge.

Usually used with emphasis on "how" and sounds like a statement, rather than a question.

your friend is calling you on the phone: "how did i know" - implies you knew they were going to call you, whether you really did or not.

by weenda January 17, 2006

you know, i know

When you say this line with another person, it's 100% certain that you both are inlove with each other.

you know, i know

jimin: you know
yoongi: i know

In conlusion, yoonmin married.

by yoonmignon May 29, 2020

i know your kind

I know how you are, and what you do, and how you act.

Guy: I don't trust girls they all cheat.
Girl: I don't cheat on anyone!

Guy: "I KNOW YOUR KIND"
Girl: wow! How did you know I cheat like all the other girls? 😮

by Cowboynatedog 👀 September 20, 2017

I know that feel bro

Having endured a similar experience as the person you are conversing with.

Guy 1: Son of a hawk! Three misses in a row!
Guy 2: I know that feel bro.

by FauxShou August 20, 2011