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"Sing me an Alonzo!"
by Lauren Sheridan May 3, 2009
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Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.
by Thatguyeverygirlwants November 7, 2015
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by EliteMerci November 16, 2016
Get the alonzoo mug.Alonzo Rojo is one of the nicest guys that you'll ever meet he also goes by Cadet colonel Rojo , He's a future Marine and hes the future colonel for AFJROTC. NO ONE BEATS THE COLONEL!! He is a really good friend and is low-key weird but also funny You can always count on him for anything even some dumb stuff You can really count on him and hes like a really good influence he sees the best in people and people see it in him because he is always optimistic keeps his head up never gives up and gives it his all
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Get the Alfonso mug.Alonsident: Word to describe a human being as not good looking. Comes from Marcos Alonso crashing his car, so the person described to have had an Alonsident looks like their face has been ruined in an accident
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