amfop

Adult Male Fan Of Princesses

Always good to meet a fellow AMFOP

by Happysmurf January 12, 2021

Almondfort

The best cookie run ship, argue with the wall :)

What’s the best cookie run ship?
Almondfort.

by Onurx October 29, 2021

Alfonzo

A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “NPC”. It’s 2023’s version of calling someone an “Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L rizz.

*Walks into a Miami nightclub*: Damn bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.

*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass nigga *crying emoji*.

by For the community 1738 January 25, 2023

Almondsexual

Someone who is attracted to male, androgynous or nonbinary gendered people, but rarely females. In other words, the opposite of berrisexual

Person A: Hey, so, is there a sexuality where I'm only attracted to men and androgynous people, but not women, or am I just weird?
Person B: Actually, there is! It's called Almondsexual.
Person A: Oh, thanks!

by Esthrrnium October 30, 2023

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020

dropping the almond

To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.

Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.

by Forenti February 13, 2015