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Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!

Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.

by Randy Young May 13, 2005

Bromotional Advertisment

An e-mail that is distributed between a group of freinds requesting them to attend a sporting event and /or party.

Chuck- Hey man did you get the Bromotional Advertisment for poker Saturday.

Tom- Yeah man he copied everyone on it.

by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

the adverts on the site

the adverts on this site are pervy...

to see the adverts on the site look to ur right ----> or if ur a freak left <--------

by a non believer October 20, 2011

False Advertisement

False Advertisement is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.

I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".

by James Zerelle March 6, 2010

Fake Advertisement

An advertisement that lies about what is actually in the game. These ads will interest people and tempt them to play the game. Then, once they play the game they will realize that it is not what they actually wanted and the game will get another installation. These can be spotted out by the ads having an animation instead of gameplay, ads that have that red fingernail girl's hand swiping around the screen, and the use of stock sound effects. Fake ads also have a very low budget. Some fake ads will use tower defense advertisements or other fun or exciting game types when in reality it's just another boring kingdom and civilisation building game with multiplayer battles.
This is usually how a fake ad will go:
Character is in trouble.
Floating hand presses buttons attempting to save the character, but instead making it worse
Big red circle with "FAIL" on it pops up, trying to tempt the watcher to installing it to see if they can do it themselves.
Other fake ads are ads that include sexual or kinky content. These ads will usually have the player or hand in the game trying to use an eraser tool to shave the women's clothes off. Then, right before they strip them, the advertisement stops or the hand will stop doing it.

"Oh cool. Finally a game where I get to play puzzles!"
"What? There's no puzzles here! This is a fake advertisement!"

by Redditor Normie February 16, 2021

adverticement

Any advertisement which features attractive models/actors which otherwise have nothing to do with the product being promoted.

Jim: Dude, why did you buy a new canister vac?
Bob: I needed it. Now I can clean my drapes.

Jim: Dumbass, you were a victim of an adverticement, weren't you?
Bob: Yeah. The girl in the commercial looked like my ex.

by Derekcap October 11, 2013

Advertired.

a state of being wherein someone "briefly" can't stand anything that has anything to do with either marketing or advertisements, note this state is only "tempo-rarely" and will fanish when the proverbial battery is re-charged again.

..."are you gonna click that? I can't, i'm advertired."

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by good attention December 3, 2013