Wilson

To fail at every task.
Even though you try your hardest you never succeed.
To constantly do stupid things.
Did you see him try to pull that girl and just pissed himself. What a fucking Wilson.

That guy can't even put his jeans on the right way round the Wilson.

That guy just Wilsoned the penalty.
by Pennywise-FLOAT February 10, 2014
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The Wilson

To give a female "The Wilson" is an act that takes place during a massage of the buttocks; the female must be on her period. While the female lays on her stomach with her pants down, the male straddles her back. The male proceeds to rub her period blood on his hands then slaps the hand print on her butt cheek to resemble "Wilson" from "Cast Away".
Person 1: "Have you ever experienced The Wilson?"
Person 2: "I just got Wilsoned last night!"
by shelbeast October 24, 2014
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wilson

Rhyming slang for 'ticket'; taken from the soul singer, Wilson Pickett.

Dave turned to Marcus as they approached the Stretford End turnstiles and asked him, 'Have you got the Wilson's, mate?'
by Marcus Holmes February 23, 2008
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wilson

a person, often a girl, who starts fights a lot at his/ her friends houses. These people often stalk facebook and creep on peoples bumper stickers.
John: "wow, this girl checked out my bumper stickers while i was on the phone with her"
Dan: " yep, shes a wilson."
by devinhor June 17, 2008
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by buters101 March 12, 2009
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Wilson

Code name for an erection, referring to former president, Woodrow Wilson, seeing as 'Woodrow' is an elongated version of 'woody,'meaning an erection. 'Wilson' is simply just a great word to use in public when you don't want anyone to know what you are talking about.
Jim: Dude, what's wrong? You look troubled...

Chuck: No, I'm fine. I just got the biggest wilson though and I gotta tuck it into my waistband, before anyone sees it.
by WoodyWillis3 February 05, 2011
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Wilson

The worst town in the world, it has no mall, kids hang at Wal-Mart for fun, and every acts and dress the same (like ass). And most of the females here are hoes, ugly ones at that, Wilson will steal your dream, so don't start a family here unless you want your family to be bums.
Guy: Aye lets go to Wilson. FRIEND: Where? GUY: Exactly!!!
by Fashion Zues January 12, 2014
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