Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.
Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.
by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009
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SKEETER BISCUIT

A Southern slut who is unclean and trifling.
by volsgirl1976 February 02, 2011
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Skeeter Stik

A topical analgesic for temporary relief and itching due to insect bites and minor skin irritations.
Julie got big by a mosquito so Alex whipped out his skeeter stik and made it all better.
by Alexis Ahomo July 27, 2006
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skeeter bat

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"
the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.
by mamacita aye carumba November 09, 2007
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skeeter valentine

originating from a doug character and a dirty minded teen.
to skeet in her box of chocolates, given on valentine's day

poor skeeter
she didn't realize i skeeter valentine.
by daphne featherdew April 25, 2005
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Skeeter Job

When a mosquito bites ones penis in a sexual manner
Holy moly! I got the best gosh darn skeeter job last night!
by Tyler Noll June 11, 2019
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Skeeter Fairy

She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...

Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian

Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner

Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy

Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair
Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.

Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.
by Mlyost May 02, 2015
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