shit ton

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.

She lost a shit-ton of weight.

by Michael-SC April 12, 2016

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.

The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.

by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016

shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020