T-Pose

An assertion of absolute dominance. Consists of standing straight up, then stretching your arms out so that your arm span is as wide as possible. Usually accompanied by the word yeet being shouted very loudly.

Cashier: Uhh, yeah. That’ll be £9.99.
Dude: {T-Poses}
Cashier: yessir. That’ll be 99p.

by DRINK BLEACH! November 14, 2018

t pose

when you see a epic gamer u funna t pose

me lov to t pose

by WELLTHISISEPICLYEPIC February 02, 2019

T pose

T posing is one of the many ways to assert your dominance and increase your social status at school.

T pose is the best pose

by kirbyfan99 May 26, 2021

T-Pose

A pose in which one stands straight while making a perpendicular cross with their arms and legs, marking one is a true dank memer; a pose in which not even the mightiest of warriors can withstand against; a deadly pose to engulf enemies in an inferno of one thousand suns. A normie's nightmare. The T-Pose derives from 3D game models to show the texture of that model. Commonly mistaken as an original Fortnite dance by 12 year olds.

yeeto: *stands on empire state building and t-poses*
Earth: *B U R N S*

by Veridicule December 27, 2018

max pose

When you r in a relationship with ur brother’s ex girlfriend.

Let me go max pose all up on Juliet

by Max pose June 25, 2020

the sebass pose

A pose when you have both of your hands on each side of your hips and where one of your feet is place on an object, making your leg bent at 90 degrees. The pose can be referred to as the Captain Morgan logo. The name came from a man by the name of Sebastian, at parties when he's really smashed, he tends to stay in that sebass pose for an extensive amount of time. Do this pose and you will for sure get laid.

Dude this one girl was giving me head while my right foot was on the bed
Damn you must've been doing the sebass pose!
The sebass pose?
Yeah dude, Sebastian does it all the time when he's drunk
Oh yeah that's right, I didn't realize that till now, what a dude!

by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019

Gorilla pose

When you lean over and touch your fists to the ground while sittin on the toilet to help the poop come out

Andrew ate a lot of beef so he would always gorilla pose on the pot so he wouldn't cut his ass hole too bad

by Gumpypeehole August 16, 2017