manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.

Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.

by mousegrass April 23, 2014

someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.

*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”

by danasp_42 May 11, 2020

Manual Sanchez

The definition is the same as a Dirty Sanchez; however the act is performed by hand.

Gross!! it looks like you gave her a Dirty Sanchez!!
Oh no. I didn't want to get my peter all sticky, so I gave her a Manual Sanchez instead.

by Sparky322 January 5, 2015

Manual

In South Texan slang: a typical name for a gay person in middle school. Activity’s and behaviors include; Loud talking, Annoyance, and Sucking Dick.

Person 1: “Hey did you see Chubs at the football game?”

Person 2: “Yeah he was being a total manual.”

by Fantom65 February 23, 2022

Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.

Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student

by slimshady53 October 12, 2021

The Love Manual

- A one-stop resource in the niche of Love and Relationships used to gain knowledge of Self for the love of others.
- An ecosystem consisting of professionals and experienced individuals working together in the niche of Love and Relationships
- A website to find help, tips, and advice about love and relationships.

I need The Love Manual to help me understand why my relationship is not working out.

by Dons3rdeye March 14, 2021