Situational Awareness

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.
by bleeper1 August 10, 2009
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gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.
by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008
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situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.
"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"
by Challbaby82 June 03, 2016
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Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse
That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.
by Noah Rouse November 21, 2015
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Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010
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Situational Installationist

When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.
The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.
by abefrohman March 08, 2022
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situation fabrication

Or S.F.
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person
My gf asked

"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.
by XxxSFxxX February 15, 2016
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