someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.

Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.

by mousegrass April 23, 2014

Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.

*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”

by danasp_42 May 11, 2020

manual labor

Anything and everything that Clint wants done by his minions.

I can’t wait to go do some manual labor!

by The Jeep Man March 6, 2024

The Love Manual

- A one-stop resource in the niche of Love and Relationships used to gain knowledge of Self for the love of others.
- An ecosystem consisting of professionals and experienced individuals working together in the niche of Love and Relationships
- A website to find help, tips, and advice about love and relationships.

I need The Love Manual to help me understand why my relationship is not working out.

by Dons3rdeye March 14, 2021

Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.

Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student

by slimshady53 October 12, 2021

Manual Override

To stop something that is stoping you

Wheatley: I am going to perform a Manual Override on this wall.

by TDZ5 May 24, 2022