douche

Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.
by Red Velvet Cake June 17, 2009
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The practice of unexpectedly dumping a large amount of water from an elevated position (or from a moving vehicle, which is called a drive-by douching). The higher the position from which the target is douched, the better and more respectable the douching. It is traditional to play "Scatman" by Scatman John after completing this act. Video footage of a quality douching is a must.
That killer douching of Pierre from the top of the Eiffel Tower was definitely one for the history books.
by Nick D March 09, 2005
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Vont saisir une se doucher vous sentir mauvais
by ffjjbskdug April 09, 2007
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Douche

Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.
Michael Besly is a douche.
by DrunkLahey November 20, 2011
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douche

an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.
Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!
by Tom Bombadillo June 15, 2005
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Douche

Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.

you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.
by Talia! March 15, 2007
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Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
by Link June 25, 2004
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