Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.
Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.
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Beanie Winker

some kid named Jacob who is short.
"You're such a beanie winker"
by Nintender June 8, 2019
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wanker beanie

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
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Cheese Beanie

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.

Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.

Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.
by Ryno69 May 22, 2009
mugGet the Cheese Beaniemug.

beanie out

I was going to go to the gym but I decided to beanie out
by bumpahman October 5, 2016
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dick beanie

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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