Ninety-Six (96)

A variation of the traditional "69" sex position, in which two individuals engage simultaneously in analingus, each partner performing the act on the other.

Honey, let's ninety-six (96) again. The mutual sensation on our buttholes last night was phenomenal!

by anonymous March 27, 2024

96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016

34-96

You're an interesting species.

An interesting mix.

You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...

Only you're not.

See, in all our searching,

the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,

Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96

by Voiceofreason2 December 31, 2024

Bill 96

Perhaps the first of "the Neoremberg Laws"

Is there a parallel between the the neoremberg laws and bill 96?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2022

96

The act of eating ass

Have you ever heard of cisco? He 96's so good

by ANAL WITH NO LUBE May 18, 2016

96

The opposite of 69

Also A way to deny sex

E.X A: Do you want to 69?

B:I 'd rather do a 96.

A:Kay Wait.......

by Nibtunococ July 7, 2019

96

Indicative of a 69 concerning female authority, the opposite of a 69

Male "Are you crazy, a 96?", Female "No YOU'RE CRAZY", Male "The seeker finds the truth", Female "So say we all"

by Nerd_God July 22, 2023