911

the number you call if you want to join a terrorist organisation

if you want to commit suicide in a fancy way call 911

by ZedX_Fuse November 08, 2022

911

…when you have to tell your best friend at the airport, that you have been in love with him for 15 years, before he leaves to Germany

911…emergency…it’s love ❤️

by 143.Sunshine March 19, 2024

911

911- is another name for an anti depressant or anti phycotic

It is also a Lady Gaga 3rd Single off Chromatica

My biggest enemy is me pop a 911

by My biggest enemy is me pop 911 May 01, 2021

911

The police firefighters and medics there when you need them (especially when you choke on your spit)

QUICK CALL 911

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

911

Something to use when you had an affair with your friends wife and you think he's come to your house with a double barrel shotgun.

911: He murdered my kids, raped my wife, burned my house, blew up my car and stole my shoes. I'm calling the police.

by imahabib March 27, 2018

911

A term Lady Gaga used in her song "911" meaning antipsychotic

pop a 911 then pop another one

by ZJay412 November 02, 2020

911

911 happened in 1962 when a trans-racial duck flew half a shopping cart into the side of a train station in India. killing 2977 people (Including Adolf Hitler who was shopping for waffles at the time)
People told him to stop. but sadly, he couldn't understand Mexican.

"I hate jokes about 911, they never land"

by FXKI December 09, 2022