Sucking a whole girls tit then getting to the tip and sucking a lot of it, then to bite it and rip it off and spit it back in her own mouth so she swalalows her own titty
by Jon and a half June 24, 2021

(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010

by BorrowMyMrs March 28, 2023

A Pun.
Audi sounds exactly like outie.
The Audi 5000 was a popular car in the 80's.
It doesn't matter if the coolest rap icon ever said it or not.
It's a pun from the 80's.
About a car that sounds like outie.
Audi sounds exactly like outie.
The Audi 5000 was a popular car in the 80's.
It doesn't matter if the coolest rap icon ever said it or not.
It's a pun from the 80's.
About a car that sounds like outie.
by Kindasorta4678 January 30, 2024

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

When you're doing i-Ready math level D and you keep exiting to check your minutes.
Note that .3333 = 1 third and 0.5000 = 2 fourths
Note that .3333 = 1 third and 0.5000 = 2 fourths
by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

A gay fagget 5000 is a person who likes dick and is gay there also a fagget because their apparet of lgqbtq+ the premium version also mostly used for men
by Big black guys November 30, 2021
