Cum 2000 

Cum 2000 (aka Tommy in a bottle) is a mixture of fragrant sperm, "pisssss", English Leather & Old Spice.

The exact mixture is a well guarded secret.

Caution:

When applied to the skin cum 2000 will release pheromones into the air causing females to orgasm within 20 feet of the wearer!!!!

Cum 2000 by Tommy & The Northport Boys October 16, 2011

its 2000 

what people said from January 1st 2000 to December 31th 2000

jeff: its 2000
bob: yes jeff it is

its 2000 by Father David Daughter Of Noot January 25, 2021

scp-2000 

object class:thaumiel
a underground base with machines that can create a ton of humans

it contains a bunch of building mineral

if something goes wrong and humanity was nearly wiped of the planet then you can use this machine to create humans that will rebuild everything

most people are dead so lets use scp-2000 to reboot humanity

scp-2000 by cosmnik June 5, 2021

potato squasher 2000 

potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one

omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!

potato squasher 2000 by jessica777101010 September 28, 2017

super mega cock suckinator 2000

More modern name for my moms vacuum cleaner

I love using my super mega cock suckinator 2000

super mega cock suckinator 2000 by drypickles August 8, 2020

Cluck gluck 2000 

When you and your girlfriend try to experiment in the bedroom and she asks “want to cluck gluck 2000” she wants to get a chicken on your dick and suck your toes

“Kyle and Sam did the Cluck Gluck 2000 last night”

“They are crazy”

Cluck gluck 2000 by Brandon Boyes July 29, 2021

penis grabber 2000 

I have no friends so this is the only way i can have fun with my nonexistent friends

I am a penis grabber 2000

penis grabber 2000 by MyPickle123 August 21, 2022