Buffer Person

That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.

Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 12, 2013

Buffer Fucked

When buffering occurs repeatedly while trying to watch T.V. or a movie on ones computer.

I was trying to watch a movie on Netflix but kept getting Buffer Fucked.

by N4CER32 October 19, 2011

wall buffer

a sexual position when a man has a woman between him and the wall

damn jake your walls look sparkling clean what did you do to get it so clean?

well all i did was wall buffer her.

WOW i should try that sometime.

by Master Baterer January 16, 2006

Buffer Song

A mediocre song used by an internet streaming service like Pandora to let you know they're about to play something really shitty. This gives you the opportunity to change the station before inadvertently hearing something distasteful. Coined by popular podcast host, Adam Carolla

Adam: I was listening to an Elvis Costello channel on Pandora earlier and John Cougar's opus "Hurts So Good" suddenly started playing.
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient

by bkn March 3, 2014

Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd July 12, 2007

man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.

Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.

by BigMacUSNA91 December 31, 2007

chicky buffer

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.

During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.

by mcgruff January 2, 2005