“Milkman”

A mentally unstable black guy who loves white women, alcohol, and meth. Typically has ## amounts of DUIs and rape allegations.

Oh no! The federal reserve of vodka and meth has been robbed! Oh well must’ve been “milkman”

by Dr Based Male Sigmius (PhD) May 23, 2025

Milkman

People who get paid by the hour and milk the clock

Shane Vanweort is the milkman of mccafams

by Adkrcowboys9488 December 27, 2018

Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 20, 2020

Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

Milkman

A man who breastfeeds babies

The mother died in child birth so the father became the milkman for the newborn.

by hungryhungryhiphopanonymous May 23, 2019

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Milkman

Typically, this will be a transitional gender woman with massive milkers, hence the term "Milk" being used within the name, these massive knockers would also work as a pillow. However this person is also quite short, and has long blonde hair.

Man, she is such a Milkman

by Nigger30 July 4, 2022