butt reply

Similar to butt dial, but much less likely to occur. After checking an email on your phone, you fail to hit the lock button. Your butt then accomplishes a highly improbable series of actions: first hits the reply button, then types a bunch of random characters, and then actually hits the send button.

To: _All Atlanta Staff 11:03 AM
From: Kendrell from IT Dept.
Subject: Reboot Reminder

Greetings All,

Please try to remember to save your work and restart your computers on a frequent basis…

To: _All Atlanta Staff 11:07 AM
From: Kyle
Subject: Re: Reboot Reminder

. . nm ...................... ....... vjjjjjjvm um nnN mmmmpppppppmkup i..
Get Outlook for Android

Coworker: “WTF?!!…should we call Kyle to make sure he’s okay?”

Kendrell from IT Dept.: “Nawh man…I think it was just a butt reply.”

by office_guy May 16, 2019

bomb squad reply

A retort by a poser clan known as the “Bomb Squad,” whom are characterized as inferior in intellect, and penile size or girth. Typically, said retort comes as at the end of an insult leveled by one or more of superior intellect (to a Bomb Squad member) and/or standing among their peers or society at large.

Human Being: Yo' momma is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail."
Bomb Squad Reply: "You liar, the carpenter is just nice. I heard her thank him for a Cincinnati Bow Tie."

Human Being1: "Did you see his pecker ?"
Human Being2: "Are you serious, that was a guy? I thought it was an aroused female."

by urbanassault2 October 4, 2009

bomb squad reply

The utterance of noise made by a “Bomb Squad” member every time the orifice beneath their nose is opened, when a question is asked or response provoked. Said sound is likened to that which is made by the posterior orifice or an explosive laxative induced defecation (see Bomb Squat). This response mechanism is typically the result of a failed verbal revenge attempt that results in laughter at, and further humiliation of, the “Bomb Squad” members themselves.

Guy 1: You "Bomb Squad" posers need to do a reality check and be real. At the same time you might as well get a genitalia check.

Bomb Squad Reply: You dudes..squish...fart...plop...blah, blah, blah...are all a bunch of...squirt...plop....plop... grunt...you know what I'm sayin'?

Guy 2: What a feltcher! Are all these dudes that ignorant? I couldn't understand what he was even trying to communicate, did you?

Guy1: I just doesn't matter really, does it? Those dick-less eunuchs camo-queers are so full of shit, they even sound like it now.

by urbanassault2 October 4, 2009

insta-reply

when on nex, facebook, instant messenger or anything of that sort you reply to a msg and they reply back instaniously.(ex, you send it, click to refresh page and their reply is waiting for you. creepy. i know)

it oftens gives the impression that they are just sitting there refreshing the page waiting for you to reply.

woaaah, erin just insta-replied. what a loser.

omg, k insta-reply.like get a life.

by --devan** December 27, 2007

Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

by CoreyGill January 10, 2015

mad reply

Used when you message someone and they don't reply. You message them saying "mad reply", which is sarcastic and to point out the fact that they really didn't reply at all.

Josh: Hey Dan, what time are we going out tonight?
Dan: ...
Josh: Mad reply
Dan: Oh right 8pm.

by Young Aquarius May 23, 2017

Acceptable Reply

A response to your message that is actually relatively decent and not just k, or lol, these things can be sent but must be followed with a contribution to your statement.

"I love you" is an acceptable reply for a significant other
"Lol. I love your meme"
"K, but what about (blank)?"

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019