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Gynac Syndrome

Used to describe the situation where someone works on something they like for so long that when it comes time to enjoy the fruit of their labour, they're now sick of the object of their passion.
Like how a man studies to become a gynac so he gets to touch pussies all day but now that he is one, after a whole day of handling pussies he doesn't want to touch his wife and just wants time away from pussy.
She's suffering from a bad case of gynac syndrome
by Malenchocolate May 1, 2024
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Explosive Cat Syndrome

When you scrape a cat’s fat ass with a ps4 controller and it sprays shit on your collars shirt
Tim A cat did Explosive Cat Syndrome on me

Anthony Sorry ;)
by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022
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Phantom Glasses Syndrome

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
by Darksal July 10, 2024
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Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Hildebrand Syndrome

An anxiety disorder, defined by a persistent and excessive fear of performing a task where the access to a bathroom is limited or impossible due to the ever-present possibility of having abrupt/unexpected diarrhea.
I can't go on the Pirate of the Caribbean ride because there is no access to a bathroom for 15 minutes. What do I do if develop diarrhea? I have Hildebrand Syndrome.

What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?
by DrSreud January 3, 2024
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Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023
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Tiktok Eater Syndrome

Phenomenon where Tiktok users eat like weirdos, usually because they're trying to exaggerate how good a food product they're selling is. Like a really wide-eyed look of amazement after taking a bite or open-mouthed loud chewing.
"Wtf, that guy shoved that whole slice of cake right into his mouth. Thats disgusting"

"Tiktok eater syndrome."
by c0y0t3b0n3z September 9, 2025
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