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Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie

What should we call this Douglas?
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A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

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A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

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Shore cock

A liberal that most likely lives near the coastlines.

These god damn shore cocks are screaming towards the sky because they lost the election.

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cock swobler

A cock swobler is basically another way of calling someone a idiot.
This can be used in a derogatory way or a loving way.

Example #1: leave me alone you cock swobler. (derogatory)
Example #2: if you're tired of me, take a nap. You ain't leaving me you cock swobler. (loving)

by Chodep December 30, 2022

cocking

replacement word for fucking.

Maggie: Have you seen what Jacob posted on his story?? He was having sex with a silicone sex doll!!!
Sunny: What in the cocking hell??????

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You will need lube if you have a alien cock

I have a big alien cock so big it can break you

by Yes_g8 December 25, 2023