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Lily: we need to make it memorable
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Lily: we need to make it memorable
Charlie: we should have break through sex
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Get the Sex mug.Sam comes home from a long day at work, at night he is still on his phone while his wife is sitting beside him all of a sudden while he was just about to put the phone down he feels his underwear and boxers being taken down he then turns around and sees his wife giving him a sexy smirk and takes off her PJ’s to see a thong and a extremely see-trough bra revealing a huge pair of sexy big ass tits he takes off his shirt and takes off her thong and bra then starts sucking on her nipples and eventually making his way down to her stomach and then her pussy. Then he starts rubbing her tits and penetrates his penis into her pussy in and out his wife scream “OOOHHH!!!!, HARDER!!!!, FASTER!!!!” his dick being 7 inches long and eventually his wife cums and Sam starts sucking her cum then they swap positions and Emma gives him the biggest blow-job ever and rides him like a cowgirl. Sam says “Suck me off!!!!!” And Emma starts giving him a harder deep-throated blow-job the whole penis being devoured and then sams starts cumming crazy then after they finish Emma exclaims “Penetrate me daddy!!!” Then Sam inserts his dick into her pussy and after what seems to be the 10th time he hits her g-spot and sams starts cumming again and Again then making his way back up to her tits he starts finger fucking her with 3 fingers and then he pushes her over and injects his cock in her ass. This went on till 5 Am and eventually they fell asleep and woke up in the morning walking nude all breakfast…
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* Two humans having sex *
Person 1: That was such good sex
Person 2: Oh no honey the condom broke
Person 1: WE ARE GOING TO BE PARENTS!!!!
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 1: That was such good sex
Person 2: Oh no honey the condom broke
Person 1: WE ARE GOING TO BE PARENTS!!!!
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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