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turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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Sex story

oh you were looking for a meaning this isn't something someone your age should be looking at.
You are a loser get a life stop searching up sex story
by sam134 October 16, 2023
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Sex

Verb - Something I do with your mom
HUman - Sex
Me - Lol sex
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by anonymous February 8, 2021
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Sex

The opposite of gender, made up by biologists to sell more estrogen and testosterone.
"Hey man, gender and sex are the same"
"Strange, because I don't remember having gender with your dad last night"
by Somebodystolemyboobs April 1, 2024
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by yomama258jk March 2, 2021
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Sex it up

Having the best time of your life and really enjoying what life has to offer
Andrew: Ay bro let's sex it up
Sam: For sure bro
*Has Fun
by IdontplayImFRFR June 17, 2019
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