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No balls texting

To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.
No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.
by Kickit kid December 15, 2011
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Squishy Ball

A ball that is really squishy or is in term of slang in “balls” or “sex”
by Α January 13, 2022
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STRAIGHT BALL

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021
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Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
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Balls

by Large whale with scissors January 6, 2023
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tijuana ball cling

When a girl ties a piece of rope around your balls then around her foot. When the girl walked your balls cling on for dear life as you are getting dragged by your balls
Peter be respectful to your teacher or I'll let her Tijuana ball cling you
by Kmac_112 May 28, 2016
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Serve ball check

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
by fikconker October 22, 2016
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