dirty pickle

When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.

The man and woman had to shower intensely after they both did the dirty pickle.

by jojo March 4, 2004

Dirty Swiffer

To tickle a girls vaginal area with a feather

Seth just gave Sarah a dirty swiffer and she cannot stop laughing.

by shawnjay May 17, 2009

Dirty Hernandez

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.

"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.

by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010

dirty neopolitan

A perverse sexual reference relating to a flavour of ice cream. One starts with a lady being on the rag and a kind soul continues to lay a chocolate log on her pussy. Once this is completed she is fucked until a vast helping of trouser yoghurt is unleashed inside her to complete the trio.
The finished result has all the colourful characteristics of delicious neopolitan ice cream; Fruity strawberry, delicious chocolate and creamy vanilla.
Yummy.

"Yeah, bruv. Yeah bruv. Yeah. Yeah, This bird last night had the decorators in yeah, and after a bit of scattin' and my own personal touch it was the full house mate. The dirty neopolitan. Sweet."

by Julio under the guise of Mr Tickle July 30, 2008

dirty chaunce

a small ragged disgusting black man that smells so bad he MUST be called dirty.

dude1: "Yo bro I'm gonna rail that gash!"
dude2: "Haha no you aren't you are such a dirty chaunce"

by sebastian crucial, d loke, gsb January 18, 2007

Dirty Paschall

The art of shoving items in ones own rectum and bragging about doing so in vast detail. Mostly reffering to paistries and other once edible items but not confined to such objects.

I'd offer you a doughnut but I Dirty Paschalled it last night with a little grape jelly and some....

by ladaf#@$inda November 18, 2007

Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009