Ass Cream Cone

Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...

One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...

by THE TRUE OGER 68 June 6, 2009

Jive ass Turkey

A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant

Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.

by Lit Up January 27, 2007

Bum ass nigga

A bum ass nigga, is a nigga with no life who has no intentions on having a life, a bum, and usually hates on real niggas.

Krystal Wilson is a bum ass nigga, do you see Krystal she is such a bum ass nigga.

by Realassnigga474 September 4, 2014

gas, ass, or grass

When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).

Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)

by mikec00l January 5, 2009

tig ass bitties

another way to say big ass titties

Dammmmmn that girls got some tig ass bitties

by JesustheMesiah September 29, 2006

true ass nigga

A true ass nigga is simple. It's basically a nigga you can trust 100%. You could tell this nigga to take out the trash, hide a dead body, tell him you called dibs, in any endeavor, he will be trustworthy.

Mateo: "Yo Malachi, I'm going to be late getting home today and my wife gets horny at 9 pm. Can you fuck her for me but not fall in love with her?
Malachi: ight. I gotchu.
Mateo: Thanks Malachi, you're a true ass nigga.

by Mateo_dragon January 4, 2015

weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003