Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
by Mechmonkey64bit May 02, 2025
1. You dick is so big it makes you famous.
2. You know how to use your dick so well it has a fame of its own.
3.sperm
4. Your dick is so noice that you are not cool but your noice dick is rocking the cock fame
5. Your double dong Denzel is noice
2. You know how to use your dick so well it has a fame of its own.
3.sperm
4. Your dick is so noice that you are not cool but your noice dick is rocking the cock fame
5. Your double dong Denzel is noice
by Hoodassnigga November 21, 2017
girl: c'mon get it out i wanna see.
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now
by rebelmaster August 09, 2016
Another word for man juice.
by Pier.re February 09, 2012
A condition that exists when a man is approaching his climax while being orally gratified. The feeling you get right before dumping your nuts while getting a blow job. The cock shivers are also experienced when a man is getting a rim job.
by Kid Cumshots September 19, 2022
The feeling that a man experiences immediately before dumping his nuts in a blow job. The cock shivers are also experienced by a man receiving a rim job.
by Kid Cumshots September 19, 2022
by OHypo420 September 05, 2022