Flat cock

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps

Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already

by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020

Cock

A bird you dumbass.

“I love me some cock!”

by bbcongod January 24, 2020

COCK

A very nice thing that women like to touch very smoothly

I loved smoothly rubbing Jake's cock

by Thickdickdreams November 7, 2020

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

Cold Cock

Cold Cock is a term used to define a man who goes on and on about a woman he had sex with a long time ago and never talks about anyone else.

For Fuck Sake Gary, stop talking about Jenna, you fucked 2 months ago. Your such a cold cock

by Rupture Godzilla vag December 8, 2018

throat-cocking

Attempting to fill ones throat with many cocks simultaneously and over a prolonged period. Reference George Lucas's largess of neck.

Quengtin: "Did you check out that chick's neck the other day?"
Maaahk: "Yeah bra, looks like she's been throat-cocking for sheckles."

by thraot-cocking December 15, 2016

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008