I let this stupid n00b think he could hack me even though I'm behind a PIX, just because I wanted to watch him push shit uphill.
by whytee September 28, 2005
Get the push shit uphillmug. A violent shit best described as simulating the act the free-fall that is possible should one kick open a "trap door" and fall through - a "trap door shit" is when a defecator victoriously evacuates with JUST enough time before shitting oneself - that unrelenting shit being of flood force when released - kicking out as if it was free falling through a "trap door." Often, but not always triggered by diarrhea.
"It was a real race to the toilet - I was fighting hard to hold in a trap door shit that was screaming and threatening to run down my leg."
by Aspirin Ott July 29, 2008
Get the trap door shitmug. A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the Saturday morning shitmug. When someone is trying to play it cool and make you look like stupid.
Someone is trying to fool you and take advantage
Someone is trying to fool you and take advantage
Stop acting like a fool. If you don't do your job I swear I'll slap the shit out of you.
Hey, is Bryan dating your ex?
Yeah, I think he is. Im going to slap the shit out of that fucker
Hey, is Bryan dating your ex?
Yeah, I think he is. Im going to slap the shit out of that fucker
by Bedterror 69 July 12, 2016
Get the slap the shit out ofmug. AKA SFS The shit fart separator is the divice inside your ass that separates your shit from your farts. Without this divice everything turns into a shart.
by RedlegArtillerymen October 15, 2008
Get the Shit Fart Separatormug. Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:
Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
by Telephony October 26, 2013
Get the baby shit brownmug. "Dude, she is way to hot to be single!"
"Just Remember somebody is sick of her shit"
"Yea, on second thought I wouldnt touch her with Lundbergs Dick."
"Just Remember somebody is sick of her shit"
"Yea, on second thought I wouldnt touch her with Lundbergs Dick."
by Guywhosbeenthere April 21, 2012
Get the Sick of Her shitmug.