Sex

The first thing that is described to you when you open up this god forsaken website

"Oh my fucking god thats the 78th sex joke i've seen this week on this stupid website"

by TTTAB November 9, 2025

OJ SEX

When she is on her period and decides pulls out a red blanket to absorb the bloodbath that is about to take place. Only to result in a violent and murderous orgasm that leaves her shaking uncontrollably.

"Oh my God, I have no idea how amazing OJ Sex would be. Now who is going to clean up this bloodbath?"

"Oh my God babe, the juice is loose. This OJ Sex is amazing"

by thejuiceisl00se April 12, 2024

Sexful

adj. Characteristically successful in the dating domain. Used sparingly to describe someone who is intrusively attractive in a non-threatening way.
More commonly used amongst a generation of Executive MBA students in Cambridgeshire.

Person 1: Not sure why, but I’m really attracted to Jason right now.

Person 2: You must have seen his latest photo drop. He’s looking sexful AF!

by Waje April 7, 2024

National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month

"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "

by National-King March 17, 2021

Sex

Well if you are lucky she might sucky ya cookie

Yo you had mad sex

Yeah Bruce she was wetter dan a scuba diva

by Interyournantoknight October 15, 2020

Eskimo sex

Sexual intercourse involving one's nose. Honestly I'm not even sure how someone would go about doing that, but you do you ig.

I bet Spamton would be amazing at eskimo sex.

by IcyVoidCat October 28, 2023

SEX

Tyson and Seraphina are walking into the forest and are both nervous. Their arms gently touch and they have a moment of silence. But then Tyson grabs Seraphina’s arms and pulls her in for a kiss. They fall over onto a log and Tyson strips Seraphina down and shows her his dick. It whipped out 9 - inches and she looked at it in amazement. She reached out for it and grabbed it with passion and started sucking on it. Tyson felt amazing, the saliva encasing his dick and the tongue moving around. Tyson was about to cum and he grabbed seraphina’s head all the way into his dick and came in abundance. Seraphina loved the sweet taste and chugged it down. Tyson quickly grabbed Seraphina and put his dick in her doggystyle. He grabbed her ass, thrusting his dick into her repetitively. Seraphina’s pussy was clamping onto Tyson dick and Tyson grabbed Seraphinas ass and spanked it hard. Tyson soon came in her womb and they dressed up and left

Can I have sex with u?

by 69420Lover October 27, 2021